REPORT: Stock Marget Gains Under Obama Never Happened

The Pew Center for Biased Research admitted this morning that think-tanks, news outlets, and economists alike were sold a phony bill of goods by the Obama administration concerning the stock market and general state of the economy. According to the new report, the “recovery” we experienced was built on a lie:

“Every month the White House reported these huge job gains, only there are more unemployed retirees now than ever before. The market closed “up record numbers” more times under Obama than any other time in its 312 year history. Come to find out that those numbers were inflated and the Democrats have been stealing from the Social Security Trust Fund to make it look legit.

By forming shell corporations and dummy brokerage firms, they were able to use $4 billion of your money to inflate the market to nearly $18K, which is where it supposedly stood when Trump took over.”

Economist Sandy Batt, the woman who figured out the scam, says that Trump was actually a good sport about it, fixing the problem “like only a businessman could” and not taking credit until it actually did reach $18K. Now it’s on it’s way to new records, with the typical ebbs and flows of a strong market.

Democrats are such liars. According to PEW, the Dow Jones never broke $12K in reality under Obummer. Lies. All lies. No wonder the Democrat base are all lazy takers. Even their stocks make them free money.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.