BUSTED: Dem Senator Chuck Schumer Dated His Own Daughter’s Best Friend In High School

Chuck Schumer, the holier-than-thou Democrat who has re3peatedly called for Judge Roy Moore to drop out of the Senate race over bogus sexual assault charges, may be facing a sex scandal of his own. Schumer’s daughter, Lisa, has come forward to admit that her father was quite the ladies man…to her high school cheerleader friends:

“My dad is being a hypocrite and that’s why I’m speaking out. When I was in high school he dated my best friend rebecca and even got her pregnant twice. He paid for her abortions twice and spent a ton of money onn her at Steak and Shake and Victoria’s Secret. She fell in love with him and he broke her heart. My Mom paid her to be quiet and go away. Three years later she committed suicide.”

The girl in question may not be able to testify in court, but her diaries, which could be admitted as a dying declaration, are apparently very detailed. Lisa Schumer says her friend’s mother entrusted her with the secret, telling her to keep it a secret forever if she could. Lisa says she “was very concerned that her daughter’s name would be dragged through the mud.”

The story is set to break on Reuters and Breitbart first thing in the morning, according to Fred Bernswallow:

“We won’t be sweeping this under the rug. The Democrats won’t have any seats left at this rate.

Schumer is expected to resign over the Christmas break, following Al Franken’s lead.

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